👋 Welcome to The Old Sarge

Whether you're a battle-hardened Summoner or just figuring out how to dodge Korg's unblockable nonsense, you’ve landed in the right place.

The Old Sarge is built for players who want more than cookie-cutter guides. Here, we break down Marvel Contest of Champions content with clarity, strategy, and a healthy dose of sarcasm, with a direct focus on Monthly Event Quest. From EQ paths and boss mechanics to immunity spreadsheets and relic audits, this site is your tactical HQ—minus the military jargon.

🧠 What You’ll Find:

• Mediocre Players Guide to Monthly Event Quest: Real talk for real players. No fluff, just facts and fight-tested advice.

• Immunity Tools & Relic Resources: Unfortunately, most of these resources are out of date, the community members that were volunteering their talents have retired. if anyone would like to volunteer to update them and keep them up to date, I welcome almost all collaborative efforts. If you are interested in volunteering, join my discord server or hit me on Reddit. 

• Resources Page: All the best resources from across the web. 

• Old Sarge Says: Personal insights, champ picks, and the occasional “I didn’t expect that to work, but it did.”

💬 Why It Matters:

This isn’t just a guide site—it’s a place to learn, laugh, and level up. Whether you're chasing Paragon or just trying to survive Biohazard nodes without rage-quitting, you’ll find tools, tips, and if you join my discord server, a community that gets it.